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Black sweatshirt with white text and Wi-Fi symbol on a white background
  • Black sweatshirt with white text and Wi-Fi symbol on a white background
  • Crewneck Sweatshirt — "The Wi‑Fi Stops Working for 2 Minutes...and Suddenly I Start Thinking About Life"
  • Crewneck Sweatshirt — "The Wi‑Fi Stops Working for 2 Minutes...and Suddenly I Start Thinking About Life"
  • Crewneck Sweatshirt — "The Wi‑Fi Stops Working for 2 Minutes...and Suddenly I Start Thinking About Life"
  • Crewneck Sweatshirt — "The Wi‑Fi Stops Working for 2 Minutes...and Suddenly I Start Thinking About Life"
  • Crewneck Sweatshirt — "The Wi‑Fi Stops Working for 2 Minutes...and Suddenly I Start Thinking About Life"
  • Crewneck Sweatshirt — "The Wi‑Fi Stops Working for 2 Minutes...and Suddenly I Start Thinking About Life"
  • Crewneck Sweatshirt — "The Wi‑Fi Stops Working for 2 Minutes...and Suddenly I Start Thinking About Life"
  • Crewneck Sweatshirt — "The Wi‑Fi Stops Working for 2 Minutes...and Suddenly I Start Thinking About Life"
  • Black sweatshirt with white text and Wi-Fi symbol on a white background
  • Crewneck Sweatshirt — "The Wi‑Fi Stops Working for 2 Minutes...and Suddenly I Start Thinking About Life"
  • Crewneck Sweatshirt — "The Wi‑Fi Stops Working for 2 Minutes...and Suddenly I Start Thinking About Life"
  • Crewneck Sweatshirt — "The Wi‑Fi Stops Working for 2 Minutes...and Suddenly I Start Thinking About Life"
  • Crewneck Sweatshirt — "The Wi‑Fi Stops Working for 2 Minutes...and Suddenly I Start Thinking About Life"
  • Crewneck Sweatshirt — "The Wi‑Fi Stops Working for 2 Minutes...and Suddenly I Start Thinking About Life"
  • Crewneck Sweatshirt — "The Wi‑Fi Stops Working for 2 Minutes...and Suddenly I Start Thinking About Life"
  • Crewneck Sweatshirt — "The Wi‑Fi Stops Working for 2 Minutes...and Suddenly I Start Thinking About Life"
  • Crewneck Sweatshirt — "The Wi‑Fi Stops Working for 2 Minutes...and Suddenly I Start Thinking About Life"
Crewneck Sweatshirt — "The Wi‑Fi Stops Working for 2 Minutes...and Suddenly I Start Thinking About Life"
$29.95
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This mid-weight crewneck sweatshirt is a gentle nudge to look up from the screen and breathe. Soft, warm, and slightly wry, it features a bold Wi‑Fi icon with the line “The Wi‑Fi stops working for 2 minutes... and suddenly I start thinking about life.” The understated chest placement keeps the message calm and conversational — like a friend who cracks a smile and then gets quiet. Wear it on slow mornings with coffee, during late-night scroll sessions turned unplugged, or at casual hangouts when you want comfort with a little wit. The classic fit and clean neckline make it an easy everyday layer, while quality stitching and ethical materials keep it feeling lived-in and reliable.

Product features
- Mid-weight 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for durable softness
- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for cleaner drape
- Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for shape retention and durability
- Embroidered or printed chest design; DTF inner neck labels and DTG prints
- OEKO-TEX dyes and US Cotton Trust Protocol sourcing; meets safety compliance standards

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean



EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

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