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The official dictionary entry for life after the 9-to-5.
This black unisex t-shirt features a clean, white typographic design in a dictionary format. It defines "Retired" as: "I do what I want, when I want. See also: Not my problem anymore." It’s the perfect high-contrast, high-attitude shirt for anyone celebrating the ultimate promotion to freedom.
Key Features:
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Minimalist Dictionary Design: Sharp white serif font on a black background for maximum readability and a sophisticated look.
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Premium Soft-Style Fabric: Crafted from 100% breathable cotton, ensuring a lightweight and comfortable fit for your new schedule.
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High-Definition Print: The fine lines of the phonetic spelling and the bold headers remain crisp and durable through every wash.
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Classic Unisex Fit: A versatile cut that works as a stand-alone statement piece or layered for a more casual retirement vibe.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, smooth feel.
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Tubular, seam-free body for a clean silhouette and reduced fabric waste
- Pearlized tear-away label for all-day comfort
- Printed using DTF/DTG methods; Oeko-Tex certified and ethically sourced cotton
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean