When the floodwaters rise… some folks grab an umbrella, a credit-card reader, and a private jet.

This bold Simpsons-style satire mug calls out prosperity-gospel scammers with razor-sharp humor: locked church doors, drowning followers, and a “No Refunds Due to Acts of God” sign nailed up like it’s business as usual.

Perfect for:

☕ People burned by fake televangelists

😂 Fans of irreverent Christian satire

🙄 Anyone tired of “Live Your Best Life Inc.” nonsense

💸 Those who know ministry isn’t a luxury-jet business mode

Important:

This mug mocks prosperity-gospel frauds, not God.

It’s satire with a backbone — and a caffeine kick

Product features
- Glossy 100% ceramic body with vibrant, high-resolution print
- Available in 11 oz and 15 oz sizes to suit different pours
- Microwave- and dishwasher-safe for everyday convenience
- Comfortable C-shaped handle for easy grip
- Lead- and BPA-free; meets safety compliance standards

Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap