Calling out the wolves… one T-shirt at a time.
This bold Simpsons-style parody tee takes aim at prosperity-gospel scammers with a full-color artwork featuring a grinning “televangelist,” a locked church, drowning people being ignored, a private jet on stilts, and a sign proudly announcing: “JO’s Team Ministries – Live Your Best Life Inc – All Major Credit Cards Accepted.”
It’s satire with teeth — for people who’ve had enough of fake faith, manipulation, and preacher-profits who fly private while preaching sacrifice.
Perfect for:
• anyone burned by prosperity preachers
• Christians who actually read their Bible
• people who love smart, edgy humor
• ZeroFG fans who don’t apologize for the truth
Soft, comfortable, durable, and guaranteed to start conversations.
Not mocking God.
Mocking the ones who pretend to speak for Him.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, smooth feel
- Tubular knit without side seams for clean drape and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed, elastic collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- DTG prints on body with optional DTF sleeve/inner neck printing; tear-away pearlized label for comfort
- Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced cotton; meets safety compliance and includes 2-year EU warranty
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean