If you’ve ever side-eyed a prosperity-gospel preacher flying private while the congregation treads water, this one’s for you.

This bold Simpsons-style cartoon sweatshirt features:

– A smiling “pastor” safe on the roof

– A private jet sitting high and dry

– Flooded people below begging for help

– A “Live Your Best Life Inc.” sign

– “No refunds due to Acts of God” nailed on the wall

It’s sharp. It’s unapologetic. And it calls out the hypocrisy loud and clear.

Perfect for:

✔ Folks burned by fake ministries

✔ Christians who can laugh AND think

✔ Anyone allergic to prosperity-gospel nonsense

✔ People who love bold, clever artwork

Soft, comfy, vivid print, zero distortion.

Wear the truth — with a grin

Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth without bulk
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean look and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed collar and double-needle stitching for shape retention and durability
- Options for embroidery placement (left/center/right chest, wrists) plus DTG/DTF print methods
- OEKO‑TEX dyes, US Cotton Trust Protocol sourcing, and compliant safety standards

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean