Upgrade your comfort game with a sweatshirt that matches your mood.
This Not Fast, Not Furious Sloth Sweatshirt hits the sweet spot for shoppers looking for:
Soft, cozy comfort they can wear all day
A funny graphic that gets reactions
A relaxed fit that works for both men and women
A gift-ready design for birthdays, holidays, and office parties
Designed for everyday wear, this sweatshirt features a clean graphic that stays readable on top-selling colors like Heather Gray, Forest Green, and Black. It’s the kind of easy, feel-good design shoppers choose when they want a sweatshirt that’s comfortable, humorous, and instantly relatable.
Perfect for:
• lounging
• casual outings
• coffee runs
• gifting
• anyone with a “slow morning” personality
Made to be soft, durable, and a guaranteed conversation-starter.
Product features
- Medium‑heavy 50/50 cotton‑poly fabric for warmth and durability
- Classic crew neckline with double‑needle stitching for long‑lasting shape
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a cleaner drape and reduced fabric waste
- Safe, OEKO‑TEX dyes and compliance with major safety standards
- Artwork options include chest embroidery/DTG print; neck labels printed with DTF
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean