The ultimate uniform for the literal-minded handyman.

This black unisex t-shirt features a bold, high-contrast graphic of a claw hammer paired with the classic pun: "THIS IS NOT A DRILL." It’s the perfect blend of dry humor and tradesman pride, designed for those who appreciate a solid joke as much as a solid day's work.

Key Features:

• Premium Soft-Style Fabric: Built for comfort on the job site or during your weekend projects.

• High-Impact Graphic: The sharp white hammer and bold text are engineered for maximum legibility and visibility.

• Classic Unisex Fit: A standard, comfortable cut that allows for full range of movement.

• Durable Construction: High-quality print that stands up to heavy wear and repeat washing.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, smooth feel (varies by color blend)
- Lightweight 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²) — comfortable year-round
- Tubular knit with no side seams for cleaner drape and reduced fabric waste.
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- DTG/DTF printed graphics with pearlized tear-away label; Oeko-Tex certified for safety

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors