Slide into something that feels like a private transmission from another world. This cozy crewneck carries a vivid, neon-hued alien portrait and the cheeky lines “Initiate Uplink / Get Me Off This Rock.” It’s both playful and atmospheric — a wearable nod to late-night stargazing, sci-fi streams, and conspiracy-board humor. The midweight fabric and classic cut keep it comfortable for long drives, gaming marathons, or layered cool-weather looks. The embroidered/printed detailing sits crisp against the black background, giving the design pop without overwhelming the silhouette. Wear it when you want to spark conversations, laugh with fellow weirdos, or simply cloak yourself in something soft and steady during an all-night movie binge.
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly midweight (8.0 oz/yd²) for durability and comfort
- Classic crewneck with ribbed collar and double-needle stitching for lasting shape
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a cleaner look and less fabric waste
- DTG prints with DTF inner neck labels; optional embroidery placement on chest or wrists
- OEKO‑TEX dyes and ethically sourced US cotton; meets major safety and compliance standards
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean