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The "WE CANNOT BE FRIENDS" Crewneck – Diesel Collection (Limited Drop)

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"If you don’t like dogs, we cannot be friends."

It’s not personal; it’s just the rules. Straight from the Diesel Collection, this heavyweight crewneck is for the ones who prefer the company of their dog over most "stunt f***s" they meet at the grocery store.

Designed in Cambridge, Ontario, for the stubborn, the loyal, and the dog-obsessed.

Why you need it:

  • The Vibe: Bold white-on-black text that does the talking for you.

  • The Mascot: Featuring the official Diesel bulldog seal—the only approval you actually need.

  • The Exclusivity: This is a Limited Drop. We aren't mass-producing these. Once the inventory hits zero, the door is closed.

Fit: Standard unisex fit. Built tough, just like Diesel.

Do yourself a favor: Grab one before they’re gone, or don’t say we didn't warn you.

Product features
- Embroidered-look decoration available at left chest, center chest, large center chest, and wrists
- 50/50 cotton-polyester medium-heavy 8.0 oz (271 g/m²) fabric for durability and comfort
- Tubular, side-seam-free knit with ribbed collar and double-needle stitching for long-lasting shape
- DTF printed inner neck labels and wrist prints; OEKO-TEX certified dyes and compliance with safety standards
- Made in Nicaragua using ethically sourced US cotton; gray tear-away label to reduce itch

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
Width, in 20.00 22.01 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00
Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in 33.50 34.50 35.50 36.50 37.50 38.50 39.50
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

 



EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, , Do not dryclean

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