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The perfect uniform for the workplace reality.
This black unisex t-shirt features the hilarious high-contrast design: "MY JOB IS TOP SECRET - EVEN I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING." Flanked by stars and clean underlines, this design strikes the perfect balance between professional layout and complete workplace honesty.
Key Features:
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Premium Soft-Style Fabric: Engineered for all-day comfort during long shifts or office hours.
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High-Contrast Text: Bold white and red lettering ensures the punchline is legible from across the room.
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Classic Unisex Fit: A standard, comfortable cut that looks sharp on everyone.
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Durable Graphic Print: High-quality printing process ensures the text won't crack or fade after a few washes.
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Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit without side seams for a clean drape and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label for itch-free comfort; compliant with Oeko-Tex and EU safety standards
- DTG front print with optional DTF sleeve/inner neck prints; ethically sourced cotton, made in Bangladesh
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean