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"Wait... this isn't the park."
We’ve all seen that look in the rearview mirror—the exact moment your dog realizes the "W-A-L-K" was actually an appointment for a booster shot. This 100% cotton tee captures the ultimate canine betrayal in a classic, comfortable fit.
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Reliable Comfort: Heavy cotton Gildan 5000 fabric that holds its shape.
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Breathable & Light: The perfect weight for spring walks (or actual trips to the park).
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Year-Round Wear: Durable double-stitching makes this a staple in any dog owner's wardrobe.
The perfect gift for the owner of a dog with "selective hearing."
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors (medium weight 180 g/m²) for breathable comfort and long-lasting print quality
- Classic relaxed fit with crew neckline and ribbed collar to retain shape
- Tubular knit construction without side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- DTG + DTF printing for crisp, detailed artwork on front and sleeves with tear-away label for irritation-free wear
- Ethically sourced materials; Oeko-Tex certified, meets EU safety standards, and backed by a 2-year EU warranty
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean