The shirt that proves selective hearing is a lifestyle.
Wear your sarcasm proudly with this bold black tee. Featuring the witty line: “Your secrets are safe with me because there is a good chance I wasn’t listening,” it’s the perfect shirt for anyone with a sharp sense of humor. Comfortable, casual, and guaranteed to get a laugh.
Soft unisex tee, classic fit
Bold multi-color print that pops on black
Lightweight and breathable for everyday wear
Great conversation starter and humor gift
Perfect for friends, coworkers, or anyone who appreciates sarcastic fun
Product features
- Designed without side seams for a smooth look and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed collar retains its shape due to highly elastic material
- Shoulder tape provides stability and prevents stretching
- Made from ultra-soft, durable fabric that feels great against the skin
- Meets strict safety and quality standards for a worry-free wear.
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean