Because sometimes not listening is the best secret keeper.

Keep it real with a mug that says what everyone’s thinking. Featuring the witty quote: “Your secrets are safe with me because there is a good chance I wasn’t listening,” this black ceramic mug is perfect for anyone with a sarcastic sense of humor. Great for coffee, tea, or cocoa, it’s the kind of gift that brings a laugh every time it’s used.

Durable black ceramic mug (11oz & 15oz options)

Bold, colorful typography design that pops against black

Dishwasher and microwave safe

Perfect gift for friends, coworkers, or anyone who loves sarcastic humor

Ideal for birthdays, office laughs, or just because

Product features
- Glossy ceramic finish for a sophisticated look.
- Bright, crisp colors that enhance your designs.
- Microwave-safe for convenient heating.
- Dishwasher-safe for easy cleaning.
- Available in two practical sizes: 11oz and 15oz.

Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap