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Dogs Make Me Happy Humans Make My Head Hurt

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Finally, a shirt that tells the truth. We love our dogs, and honestly, everyone else is just a headache. This tee is designed for the dog parents who prefer paws over people and quiet walks over small talk.

The Specs:

* Premium Fabric: Soft-touch cotton that stays comfortable even when humans are being difficult.

* Bold Statement: High-contrast text that sends a clear message before you even have to speak.

  • Built to Last: Durable print and unisex fit for daily wear.

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Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors with durable 180 g/m² fabric for lasting wear
- Crisp, detailed artwork using DTF for sleeves/labels and DTG for main prints
- Classic relaxed fit with ribbed collar and shoulder tape to prevent stretching
- Tear-away label for itch-free comfort and tubular knit to reduce side seams
- Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced US cotton and EU 2-year warranty

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00
Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in 15.10 16.50 18.00 19.50 21.00 22.40 23.70 25.00
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

 



EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

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