Stay warm, stay clever, and let your sweatshirt do the talking.
Make your sarcasm loud and clear with this “I Have Neither the Time Nor the Crayons to Explain This to You” sweatshirt. Bold, witty, and just the right amount of attitude, this cozy crewneck is perfect for cooler weather and casual days.
Unisex fit: Great for both men & women
Soft fleece interior for warmth and comfort
Durable print that won’t fade
A perfect gift for sarcastic friends, coworkers, or anyone who thrives on witty humor
Introducing a cozy and stylish unisex crewneck sweatshirt, perfect for those who appreciate comfort while making a statement. This sweatshirt invites a playful yet assertive vibe, ideal for casual outings, lounging at home, or grabbing coffee with friends. Its classic design makes it a great fit for anyone looking to express their personality with a touch of humor. This product is especially suitable for adults who enjoy witty apparel and want to showcase their unique sense of style. Perfect for gifting on occasions like birthdays, holidays, or just because, this sweatshirt is a cheerful addition to any wardrobe.
Product features
- Without side seams for a clean look and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar retains shape and adds comfort
- Designed for adults with stylish and humorous messaging
- Ethically made in Nicaragua with safety compliance
- Durable construction ensures long-lasting wear
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean